Haute kitsch! This Howard Wolf strapless will have you craving a grilled burger with those French fry stripes on the bodice! Ketchup-y orange polished cotton makes up the main body of this fit and flare midi, complete with a matching sash to tie around your waist. Fun, flirty, and '50s diner fabulous!
~ F E A T U R E S ~
• vivid orange polished cotton (not quite red)
• subtle sheen to the fabric
• yellow + white striped bodice
• strapless asymmetric neckline
• nipped waist
• belt loops with matching tie sash
• full, flaring skirt
• below knee midi length
• zipper closure in back
~ S I Z I N G ~
• Best approximates: Small to Small-Medium, or 4-6
• Bust: 35" with lots of room in upper bodice
• Waist: 25"
• Hip: free
• Length from top-center bodice to hem: 39"
• Length from waistline to hem: 27"
We recommend measuring out a similar piece of clothing that fits you well and comparing those numbers to the measurements above to best determine fit. Model is 5'7" and wears size 0/XS with a 32” bust, 24" waist, and 35" hip. Dress has been lightly clipped back in photos--this fit 'n flare is ideal for a gal with a small waist and generous bust!
Brand/Label: Fred Schubach & Howard Wolf
Material: Feels like polished cotton
Condition: Excellent! Two very faint stains that blend in with the orange color, one near left of the zipper base and another near the back skirt hem. Barely noticeable, you'd have to be examining super up-close.
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